THE THREE DAY ALL YOU CAN EAT ITALIAN FEAST: By Michael Pelc
Saturday, September 26th, 2009You would think, what with Justice Springs being such a small town and all, that someone would have noticed something out of the ordinary about the Three Day All You Can Eat Italian Feast that took place every Wednesday night out at Turk’s Diner.
For one thing, there were the cars, the ones in the parking lot. Black. All of them. Not a gray. Not a red. Not even a dark blue or a deep forest green. Just plain black, every single one of them. And they didn’t come from around here, either. Not judging by their license plates, they didn’t.
And then there was the hour of it all. Midnight. Not at all a respectable time for a hard-working, God-fearing, Christian to be setting down to dinner. Why even in the big cities, where the fancy folk lived, there wasn’t anybody who took to eating any later than seven. Maybe eight at the latest. But certainly not midnight. Never midnight.
So you would think, what with all those out-of-state black cars showing up in the middle of the night to eat dinner, that somebody in Justice Springs would have gotten at least a little bit suspicious. And maybe they’d even have gone so far as to say something about the suspicions they were having, if only just to make idle chat while getting a wash and set at Fanny’s Beauty Shoppe, or at lunch break over at the carpet mill on a day when the Braves had lost and nobody wanted to talk baseball any more. Not that any of those sorts of things would have done Francesca DiGiovanni any good, even if they had happened, on account of how Francesca wasn’t from around these parts anyways.
You see, Francesca was from Jersey, just outside of Atlantic City. Not that it was her fault, you understand. It’s just that that’s where her parents were from. Neither was it her fault that she was Italian. For that could be said to be her parents’ fault, as well. Now the three hundred pounds, however, well quite simply there was no getting around it (both literally and figuratively). That was Francesca’s fault. You see, the girl loved to eat.
And so it was quite natural really, that when Nicky Policastro asked her out on a date, and that date included dinner, Francesca didn’t hesitate to say yes, even if dinner wouldn’t be until midnight. Besides, she figured she could work her way around it. Eat a bigger lunch than usual. Stuff a couple bags of Fritos into her purse, just to tide her over between feedings. Maybe chew some gum. That sort of thing.
When Nicky parked the shiny black Cadillac in back of Turk’s Diner, Francesca was relieved to see that it was only a little after ten. “Aren’t we early?” she asked.
“No, I think we’re just about on time,” he said, checking his watch. He walked around to the passenger side and opened the door for Francesca. “Besides, there’s someone I’d like you to meet. My dad.”
Francesca’s heart fluttered with excitement as she got out of the car. “Your dad?”
“Yep, Mr. Turk Policastro.”
“You mean, like in Turk’s Diner?”
“The one and only. What do you say, you want to come in and meet him? I know he’s looking forward to meeting you.” Nicky held open the door that led into the kitchen and guided Francesca inside the diner.
“You told him about me?”
“How could I not? After all, you’re the Italian.”
“Huh?”
“The Italian,” Nicky repeated. “Like in the recipe. You know, for the Three Day All You Can Eat Italian Feast.”
©2009 Michael Pelc
Michael Pelc lives in Florida with his wife and the obligatory black cat. His stories have appeared in various places on the web, such as MicroHorror, A Twist of Noir, and Crimson Highway.