Archive for December, 2009

THE STINGER: By Asher Ellis

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Mark was just about to leave the theater when he overheard the couple sitting one row in front of him. As he was reaching for his jacket while the end credits began to roll, the girl raised her voice high enough to be heard over the closing music.

“Can we leave now?” The girl asked in a whiny voice that didn’t make Mark regret being single.

Her date answered, “Hold on, babe. I want to wait and see if this movie has a stinger.”

“A what?”

The boy explained, “A stinger is what they called a hidden scene after the end credits. I always forget to hang around and then I have to wait for the DVD to see it.”

Mark thought that was a good idea. The girlfriend did not.

“But I have to go to the bathroom!”

“Then go!” The boyfriend said through a mouthful of popcorn as he finished the tub. “I’ll be out in a minute.”

“Whatever.” The girl stood up and stormed away, bumping Mark’s shoulder but doing nothing to apologize.  The boy turned his head to watch his girlfriend stomp up the aisle towards the exit, making eye contact with Mark in the process. He rolled his eyes with a shrug of his shoulders.

But before Mark could return the gesture, a hulking figure appeared from the shadows under the bottom right corner of the screen. Mark could tell he was an usher from his red vest and black bow tie, but couldn’t believe the employee had been standing there during the entire feature. The usher walked past them and exited through the back doors, leaving Mark and the boy as the only two left in the theater.

The musical credits were now appearing on screen. It knew it would not be long before the moment of truth. Mark wondered if the grief the boyfriend was sure to receive later would be worth it.

Light suddenly washed into the dark room as the entrance doors swung open. Mark turned to see a new set of patrons beginning to shuffle in and couldn’t decide what was odder: that they would allow another audience to enter before the theater could be cleaned or that there would be another film considering Mark had caught an 11:45 late show.

The last of the new crowd, which was complied solely of middle aged men dressed mostly in business suits and trucker’s outfits, took their seats. Mark had just noticed all the men were sitting by themselves, including the one that sat directly behind him, when the credits finished and the screen became an illuminated white.

A moment later, an image appeared and it seemed like the boyfriend had been right all along. But as Mark eagerly stared at the extra scene which might reveal the promise of a sequel, he began to realize what he was looking at.

Instead of the glossy, polished look that was expected of all well funded Hollywood pictures, this footage resembled the low quality of a standard home camcorder. The camera, unmoving, was aimed at a crucifix shaped operating table. A familiar looking actress, bound by wrist and ankle restraints, struggled to free herself and moaned through the slab of duct tape covering her mouth. Mark squinted through the film’s heavy grain as another actor emerged from behind the camera, slowly approaching the captive girl with a surgical buzz saw in his hand.

Just as the instrument whirred to life a mere inch from her face, Mark identified the girl.

And so did her boyfriend.

“Jessica? Oh, God!” The boy shot up from his seat and leapt into the aisle, his feet hardly touching the sticky floor. 

Mark spun in his chair just in time to see the boyfriend reach for the handles of the double door exit which suddenly flew open from the other side.  Standing in the doorway was the gigantic usher, a baseball bat in his hands.  Mark could hear the sickening crack over the commotion on screen as the weapon connected with the boy’s skull. But he had to tear his eyes away when the usher reached down and dragged the still twitching body away, a trail of blood following behind.

Mark’s eyes darted around the theater, trying to avoid looking at the film before him which was getting more horrific with each passing second.  His search for another exit was brought to an abrupt halt when the hand on his shoulder almost made him jump from his seat.

Mark turned to face a grisly older man, his visage hidden by a dirty gray beard and a plaid wool hat.

“Hey,” the stranger whispered, nodding towards the doors where the boy was dragged away not moments ago.  “I would hang around after the show if I were you. I have a feeling there’s going to be a stinger.” 

 

©2009 Asher Ellis

Asher Ellis’ fiction has previously appeared in Verbicide Magazine, MicroHorror, Rope and Wire, Sex and Murder, and Flashshot and is forthcoming in The Monsters Next Door, The Cynic Online Magazine, Bewildering Stories, Sideshow Fables, and Yellow Mama. My stage play script, “Stupid Cupids,” was accepted by the Kennedy Center American College Theater Festival in 2005.

MY FAIRY GODMOTHER: By Renee Otis

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

My Fairy Godmother was neither a fairy nor a god. In fact, she was a rather cranky old hag. Just don’t tell her I said so. She’d been assigned to me at birth by an actual god. He was rather an irritable god so naturally he chose a bad-tempered Fairy Godmother for me.

Dumb luck. Even dumber luck: my parents died in a witches bar brawl. I had not even lost my last tooth. So my childhood and most of my formative years happened with Faye the evil Fairy Godmother guiding my every move. Good thing I have such a strong sense of self. Else I’d be a cranky old hag too.
 
My name is Florence. Lots of people think it means flower. It doesn’t. It means fire. I am fairly sure the hag had her hand in naming me too. Oh well. Now you know a bit about me. Why this matters: I’m in hiding. I’m being hounded for a crime that I did not commit. Well two crimes, actually. I’ll give you one guess who actually is guilty of said offense.

Yep. Faye did it. I watched her so I know of whence I speak. Or some such garbage. Happened like this:
 
A clown made the fatal mistake of knocking on our door instead of the Henderson’s two houses down. Apparently, he’d been hired for a children’s party. Well those Henderson’s clearly do not know children. When I was a kid I hated clowns. They scared the snot right out of me. Still do. Creepy make-up and bad wigs. None of our coven was that kind of scary. Not ever. But I digress.

This doofus clown enters unknowing. Faye invited him in. I think she had plans the moment she laid eyes on him. At least I think it was a him. By the time she was finished, it was rather difficult to tell…
 
I watched from my closet peephole. She sat the clown in the kitchen and made him a drink. Vodka tonic I think. Something clear and fizzy. Masks the bitter taste of her knock-out herbs. She thinks roofies are for amateurs and always sticks to the old ways. It worked. He was out in minutes. If she had not dismembered him and stuffed him in a great soup pot, he might have died from the blow his noggin took when he conked out. I heard it go splat when he hit our stone floor.

Then guess what Faye did? She ate him, every morsel. Sucked the marrow out of his bones and chucked them into the fireplace. Did you know bones don’t burn completely? You’d think a Fairy Godmother would know that. Well she didn’t. Some CSI type fellows (and one lady) came around. Of course a missing clown and a ruined children’s party would bring suspicion into the neighborhood. Faye sometimes acted before she thought. They found the clown’s bones in the fire place and now they are after me. I don’t even eat meat. But my troubles did not stop there.
 
When Faye discovered that I knew her secret, she threatened me with all sorts of nastiness. She could not eat me because the gods keep records of those sorts of things. Her own punishment would have been really unpleasant. So she spent some time devising a horrible consequence should I ever tell. She decided that I would become a fairy godmother and be assigned to the nastiest baby possible. Horrors! I’d rather die. And I still might…
 
So when the CSI folks came around next, there were new bones in the fireplace. They looked very like a human’s but on closer inspection, they were fairy skeleton…slightly less dense but much harder to burn. And no one will ever believe how those got there. I will tell you it involved a pack of angry clowns. There’s a reason why they are so very scary…
 
I daren’t leave my hidey-hole. Word on the street is the humans AND the gods are looking for me. And possibly, the clowns.
 
 

©2009 Renee Otis
 

A burnt house with no roads leading to it, a train ride and a satellite photo inspired Shades, my first novel. Two books followed: GhostWriter and Dead Batteries. Renee lives and writes in haunted New England with her family and one slightly neurotic dog.