Archive for April, 2010

ZOMBIE’S LAMENT: By Sean Michael Smith

Monday, April 26th, 2010

People erroneously believe that because we lack fully functioning motor skills that we lack cognitive ability as well. This simply isn’t true. While the thought faculties of some reanimated people are greater than others, we all have the inherent ability to assess our surroundings and evaluate our circumstances. Would you not expect a wild animal be instinctively aware of danger? Of course you would. Therefore it’s undeniably sensible that a human being – living or not – would possess at least the same degree of instinctive reasoning.
 
This misconception on the part of the living troubles me a great deal. I grant you there’s no doubt the media is largely to blame. Movies in particular make us all appear to be shambling idiots who trip over our own rotting flesh. Fiction writers approach the subject with a bit more sensitivity, but often their interpretation of the reanimated is closer to the condition of Vampirism.
 
To be clear on one point, the reanimated are not the same as the undead. The undead are beings brought back to life by the disease of Vampirism. The reanimated have no particular disease; except possibly for the bacteria that’s part of our natural decomposition process. However, that’s just a side note really.
 
A far more troubling issue is peoples’ misconstrued conceptions about our thought processes. To paraphrase, we exist therefore we think. Even the most intellectually challenged among the reanimated are fully aware of their actions as they crack open your skull and chew on your brains. The rationalization is no different from you biting into a hamburger. Perhaps you have the luxury of having your food a generation removed from the primary source; nonetheless you are aware that you’re eating a creature that was once alive. However, since we already are former living beings, it’s a logical step in the food chain that we have to consume those that are still alive.
 
The next time you see one of the reanimated feasting on someone you may or may not know, please think twice before blowing his or her head off with your shotgun. Just because we’re no longer of living flesh doesn’t mean that we don’t have the same thoughts, feelings and need to survive that you do.
 
Oh, and please, no more “braiiins” jokes.
 
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©2010 Sean Michael Smith
 
Sean Michael Smith is an advocate Zombie rights activist mostly because he couldn’t fire a shotgun if his life depended on it. His work his been published by Necrotic Tissue, Microhorror, Tales from the Moonlit Path, Thrillers, Killers ‘n’ Chillers and Dark Fire Fiction. This is another of his appearances in Flashes In The Dark and one of many more to come. You can read more of his dark musings at http://smswrites.blogspot.com/

SUNDAY SPECIAL: Tonia Brown

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

I had the pleasure of interviewing Tonia Brown, author of the erotica/horror tale, The Blooming. She shared her love of all things hot, creepy, scary, and downright vicious.

LT: Tell our readers about your new book, The Blooming.

TB: The Blooming is an erotic zombie story set on a deserted island. A documentary film crew is hired to follow a botanist as he seeks a mythical flower. They find not only the bloom, but unbridled lust for flesh and fury.

LT: How did you come up with the idea for this story?

TB: I was approached by one of the owners of Sonar4 Publications about writing an erotic zombie story set on an island. After I confirmed that the zombies weren’t the ones getting their groove on, I wondered how I was going to incorporate sex into the story, without dipping into the forbidden area of necrophilia. The idea of the flower as the cause of all the worry came out of nowhere, and after much discussion with the spouse the plot was set.

LT: Why do you think horror and erotica blend well as a genre?

TB: Because horror and erotica are both meant to excite and tease. Sex and violence have always been married because the pair evokes such similar emotions. Heart racing terror is eerily similar to heart thumping lust. 

LT: What was challenging about writing this book?

TB: Making the sex seem natural. I didn’t want to give the appearance that the folks were just stopping to have sex so there could be naughty bits in the book. I wanted the sex to flow along with the story.

LT: Of all the characters in the story, do you have a favorite?

TB: I put a lot of myself into Jill. That said, I don’t have a rocky marriage, or own a production company. But I do share a similar first name with my spouse, and have a tendency to play the bitch when things need to get done.

LT: There are plenty of gross/funny/creepy moments in The Blooming.  Does humor come easily as part of the package?

TB: I can’t seem to write without some level of levity. I have tried, I really have! But it seems like humor creeps into everything I do. But I think that’s a good thing. After all, comic relief can be a blessing after moments of high strung terror.

LT: You always have more than one thing that you’re working on - tell us about your current projects. 

TB: It’s true, I like to keep busy!

I have an erotic steampunk series with Lyrical Press called “Clockworks and Corsets.” They just picked up the second in the series, and I am plotting the third.

Library of the Living Dead just took on my book “Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover.” Its in edits right now, no release date yet.

I am also collaborating on a kid’s zombie story with another author. It’s been fun on a bun!

I have been working on a steampunk horror novel tentatively titled “The Cold Beneath” and will focus on the Victorian race for the North Pole.

LT: Is there any genre you’d love to tackle that you haven’t yet?

TB: I wished I could write more true science fiction. I love hardcore scifi, but I’m not very good at it. Perhaps I will manage it one day. I would also like to try my hand at an old fashioned mystery.

LT: What would you like to see more of (or less of) in popular literature? 

TB: Frou-frou monsters. When did vampires stop being blood sucking monsters? Why do we assume just because a man turns into a wolf he will ‘mate for life?’ When did he stop being a man? Trust me, I know lots of men, and very few of them want to mate for life.

LT: When did you know that you wanted to be a writer? 

TB: When I realized I had a story to tell. Seriously, I was at work one night, reading the seventh in a useless series, when I realized it was just like the other six books. Boring, bland and blah. I kept thinking, ‘I could have written better than that.’ So, I set out to do it.

LT: What books would you like to read soon? 

Jonathan Moon’s “Mr. Moon’s Nightmares”

David Dunwoody’s “Empire”

Stephen King’s “Under the Dome”

Seth Grahame-Smith’s “Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter”

LT: If you had a chance to write the next summer blockbuster, what would it be about?

TB: Sex, death and botany. *insert wry gin here*

LT: So, here’s your favorite question—- do you prefer your guy in boxers or briefs? 

Commando all the way baby! Free swinging and footloose! WoooooT!

LT: Is there anything you’d like to add?

TB: Read! Read! READ!

Life is better when you have tragedy to compare it with and beauty to aspire to.

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©2010 Lori Titus

Tonia Brown’s book, The Blooming, is available through Sonar4 Publications : http://www.sonar4publications.com/bloom.html or at Amazon.com.