Archive for January, 2011

PLAYING WITH FIRE: By Graeme Reynolds

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Steven closed the van door and crossed the street to the empty house. The terraced property was like any other on the estate, or at least, it had been before the fire. Now metal grills, daubed in graffiti covered the remains of the windows and black scorch marks stained the brick work.

Sections of the roof had collapsed, either as a result of the fire, or from the subsequent years of neglect. What had once been the garden was now a mass of weeds. The rusted handlebars of a long abandoned child’s bicycle protruded from the vegetation and the head of a plastic doll lay on the side of the cracked concrete path.

Steven sighed. He remembered reading about the fire. A man had killed his young daughter with a hammer and then set fire to the house while his wife was at work. Now, two years later, the council had sent him to assess the damage and manage the renovation.

As if anyone else would want to live here after that, he thought.

He unscrewed the heavy steel grill from the door and pushed it open. The stench of mildew mingled with stale smoke filled his nostrils and for a moment he stood on the threshold, unwilling enter the oppressive building.

It’s only a house, he thought as he stepped inside. Get in, do the job and get out before it falls down around your ears.

Inside of the building was mostly as he had expected. The walls were blackened and in places the plaster had fallen away to show the rotting stud work beneath. Parts of the ceiling in the living room had collapsed and melted debris littered the floor, their original purpose lost as the materials had melted and flowed like hot wax in the inferno.

What was surprising were the items that had survived the blaze. An armchair in the living room still looked usable. A cupboard in the kitchen contained cups and plates that looked like they had been put away the day before. One of the cups had the words “Worlds Best Dad.” written on the side.  A school bag without a mark on it hung on the back of a charred wooden chair in the kitchen. Steven shuddered.

A floor board creaked upstairs. Steven stopped, straining his ears for any indication that the building was about to collapse.

Another creak. Then another. Footsteps from the landing above. He moved to the hallway and peered up the ruined staircase into the darkness.

“Is anyone up there?”

Silence.

“You can’t be in here. This place is dangerous.”

Another sound from above. The light giggle of a child enjoying their game. Footsteps retreating further into the house. One of the local kids must have sneaked in when he opened the door. Steven looked at the rotten timber of the staircase, cursed under his breath and carefully climbed the stairs.

After what felt like an eternity he reached the landing. At the far end of the corridor a young girl, no older than nine or ten years old, regarded him with a solemn expression on her face.

“Sweetheart, you can’t be in here. You could hurt yourself. Come to me, but be careful.”

The child crossed her arms and shook her head.

“You won’t get in trouble, but I need to get you out of here.”

“I can’t,” the girl replied. “He’ll get me if I go downstairs.”

“Who’ll get you?”

A shadow blocked the light from the front door and Steven turned to see a figure at the foot of the staircase.

“Mate, you’re not allowed in here. This building is condemned.”

The man ignored him and started climbing the stairs. He had a claw hammer in his hand and muttered “Little bitch.” over and over, slamming the hammer into the plasterboard with each step like a punctuation mark. Steven turned to the child and saw her retreat into a room at the end of the corridor. Seconds later, he joined her, slammed the door closed and pushed a dresser against it.

The door shuddered as the hammer impacted against it. Swollen plywood splintered under the blow.

“Little bitch. Little fucking bitch.”

“Mate, what the hell is your problem,” he cried, terror surging through him in waves as he pushed against the dresser with all of his strength.

“He’s mad at me,” said the girl.

Steven turned his head to face her as another blow resonated through the flimsy door. Flames flowed like liquid from the curtains behind her, moving across the ceiling and walls like a living thing, consuming the room with alarming speed. The girl was transparent, like a reflection in a window. A grin spread across her face.

“Daddy gets cross when I play with matches.”

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©2011 Graeme Reynolds

Graeme Reynolds has been called many things over the years, most of which are unprintable. By day, he breaks computer programs for a living, but when the sun goes down he hunches over a laptop and thinks of new and interesting ways to offend people with delicate sensibilities.

He lives somewhere in England with two cats, a flock of delinquent killer chickens and a girlfriend that is beginning to suspect that there is something deeply wrong with him. Visit him at http://www.graemereynolds.com

THE INADEQUATE VAMPIRE SLAYER: By David Anthony

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

“I am not stupid,” Charlie repeated, sitting on the couch, staring up at his brother with anger-filled eyes.
 
“Yes you are,” Wesley said.  “You’re dumber then a box full of rocks.  There is no vampireliving in that house up on the hill, and if there was you sure as hell aren’t going to kill it with that!”  He pointed down at the wooden stake in Charlie’s hands.
 
“Yes I am.  That’s how you kill a vampire.  Don’t you know anything?”
 
“I’ll tell you what I know,” he said, pointing a finger at Charlie.  “Some crazy girl and her dad move in across the street.  She starts running her mouth off at school about some vampire that supposedly lives down the block, and suddenly you’re this fearless vampire slayer.  Well, I’ve got news for you.  There is no vampire.  You can’t kill it.  And even if you could, you still wouldn’t impress her by doing it because she doesn’t even know you exist.”
 
Charlie’s face started getting red.  It was always like this between them.  Charlie always had his head in the clouds with some crazy, new idea and Wesley would be there to knock him back down to reality.  Only this time, Charlie was sure of what he was doing.  He was certain there was a vampire in that house.  Rumors were, of course, running rampant after the recent murders.  Several people had been found with their blood drained and puncture marks in their necks.

The official police report was that it was some kind of medical theft.  But Charlie knew better.  Even before the girl had moved in he knew there was something evil in that house.  He had seen it staring down from the window in the early evenings, as the sun was only a faint glow on the horizon.  He could feel something sinister in its gaze.  He was certain that if he killed it he’d be a town hero, and it would win him the girl of his dreams.  But Wesley just didn’t understand any of it.
 
“Her name is Vanessa and she’s not crazy,” Charlie said, getting up off the couch.  “And once this is done, everyone will know who I am.”
 
Wesley gave him a mocking laugh.  “Whatever, dork.  I’mthe hero in this family.  I’m the one playing on our schools varsity football team.  Next year I’llbe the one playing on a Big Ten college team.  You’ll still be farting around with your comic books and stupid role-playing game crap.  You’ll never be a hero.”  He turned and went upstairs, leaving Charlie to fume in his anger. 
 
We’ll see who ends up the bigger hero, Charlie thought.
 
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It was late afternoon when Charlie arrived at the house on the hill.  It seemed to make sense to do this in the daylight when vampires would still be asleep, but even now, as he stood out on the front porch of the old building, it seemed a terrifying place.  It was a dirty, run-down house, with peeling paint and a faded roof with missing shingles.  The large windows looked like angry eyes staring back at him.
 
He assumed the door would be locked, but to his surprise, it opened with a loud creak as soon as he turned the handle.  His stomach was twisted in knots and all his senses told him to run.  He fought back the fear, clutched the stake in his hand and stepped into the foreboding shadows of the evil house.  
 
He wondered for a moment where he should start his search then thought of his walks home from school.  It was always staring at him from an upstairs bedroom.  That had to be where it slept.  He saw the dusty wooden staircase at the end of the hall and started towards it.  
 
He reached the landing at the top of the stairs and looked down the hallway.  There was the room.  The door was shut.  The old wooden floorboards creaked under his feet as he slowly crept down the hallway.  Charlie cringed.  The last thing he needed was for it to hear him coming.  He reached the room, quietly turned the doorknob and pushed open the door. 
 
The curtains were pulled and it was dark but Charlie could clearly see the outline of a large casket sitting at the far end of the room.  This was it.  He could feel his pulse racing.  He forced himself across the room.  His hands were trembling as he pulled back the wooden stake.  He took a deep breath and threw up the lid of the coffin. 
 
Empty.
 
He only had a second for the confusion to wash over him before he heard the haunting laughter coming from behind him.  He whirled around and stood face to face with the pale creature of the night.  It knocked the stake from Charlie’s hand and threw him against the wall. 
 
“Did you really think you could kill me with that,” it sneered at him, pointing to the stake lying on the ground.  “That only works in the movies.”  It laughed at him. 
 
Charlie hated to think that Wesley was right and now he was going to die. 
 
Suddenly something flashed through the air.  The vampires head fell to the ground with a thud then the head and body both vanished in a puff of black smoke. 

Charlie looked up and saw a man standing over the body holding a silver sword.  He recognized the man.  It was Vanessa’s father.
 
“Good job, Charlie,” he said.  “You distracted it long enough for me to take it down.”
 
“You’re a vampire slayer?”
 
The man smiled.  “Yup.  That’s why we came here.  To kill this thing.  Stop over later and we’ll talk more.  You can meet my daughter.  I think she’ll be impressed by your courage.”
 
Charlie smiled.  Wesley was wrong.  Today he wasthe hero.  He helped kill the vampire and now he was going to get the girl.  

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©2011 David Anthony