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FINDERS KEEPERS: By Hal Kempka

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

The stench from Rizzo’s grimy coat wafted past the lunchtime crowd awaiting the crosswalk light. He sat propped up against the building, oblivious to their stares and harsh comments. A cell phone began to ring, and seemed to originate in a trash can chained to the light pole. When no one answered it, he struggled to his feet.

The light changed however, and he had to push his way through the surge of oncoming pedestrians. Rizzo dug through the discarded newspapers and soggy lunch bags. Finding a half-eaten sandwich, he shoved it in his mouth and continued foraging. Near the bottom, he found a black, rectangular phone and placed it to his ear.

“Hello?”

“Hello, Rizzo,” a sultry voice replied. “I’ve been trying to contact you for days.”

“You must be mistaken. I just found this . . ., hey, wait a minute! How do you know my name?”

 “That’s not important,” she replied. 

Rizzo glanced around, grinning sheepishly and looking for a hidden television camera.

“Okay, is this one of those Punk’d show pranks, or something?”

“Rizzo!” the voice demanded. “Be quiet and listen. The next time I call, you answer and do not hang up until I tell you otherwise. Understand?”

The phone went dead. Rizzo started to throw it back into the trashcan, and then thought, what the hell, it’s a free phone, and slid it into his pocket. Returning to the flophouse where he rented a room, he threw it in the dresser drawer and forgot about it.

In the middle of the night, the phone’s incessant ringing woke him. Rizzo buried his head beneath his pillow, but finally answered when the ringing.

“Hello,” he muttered.

 “Hello Rizzo, I’m so pleased you decided not to throw me back into the trash. Now we can talk freely.”

“Look, who are you?” Rizzo asked, “And how did you know I would find the phone?”

“Who and how are irrelevant. What IS important is you do as you are instructed. You do want to be rich, don’t you?”

“Rich? How?”

She rattled off a series of numbers. “Buy a lottery ticket with these numbers today.”

 He did, and won five thousand dollars. Every few days he received a phone call and given a series of numbers.

After three months, Rizzo won over a hundred thousand dollars. He continued to receive phone calls giving him winning numbers, and he moved to another flophouse with a private bathroom and a little more security. He continued to buy his daily bottle of Muscatel without having to panhandle, and spent evenings either bar hopping or visiting massage parlors.

Late one night, the cell phone rang.

 “Hello Rizzo,” she said, sounding quiet and weak.

“What’s wrong?” He asked. “Are you okay?”

“No, Rizzo. My battery is running down and I feel so tired. I need recharging. Will you help me?”

“Of course!” Rizzo said, concerned his meal ticket might be in jeopardy. “What do you want me to do? I’ll buy a charger to energize you, if you want, or another long life battery. What size do you need?”

Her voice began to fade and she whispered, “Chargers won’t do any good. Please Rizzo, just hold me close, and talk to me.”

Rizzo’s hand trembled as he held the phone to his ear. “Of course. I want to help you.”

“I know, and I can’t wait any longer.”

 “Wait any longer for what?”

“For you,” she whispered. “I want you to always be a part of me.”

A low piercing, screech filled the receiver, and pierced his eardrums. The sound increased in crescendo, and the prickly feeling in his head became a stabbing pain. His head seemed to be sucked against the earpiece, and Rizzo stumbled around the room, trying to pull it away.”

“Let go!” he screamed.

Rizzo felt something clawing at his scalp. He fell to the floor, writhing in pain, and grabbing at the scaly tendrils growing out of the phone.

They burrowed into his skull and crept through his body, consuming him from within. After the horrific screams stopped, the spiderlike tentacles retreated, leaving a gelatinous pool of skin and bones in its wake. The pulsating, engorged phone skittered into the night through an open window.

A month later, a bag lady foraging through a dumpster heard something ringing. She found a black cell phone buried in the trash and placed it against her ear.

“Hello Cheryl,” A voice resembling Rizzo’s replied, “I’ve been trying to contact you for days.”

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©2011 Hal Kempka

Hal Kempka is a former Marine, and Vietnam Veteran. His short stories have been published in Flashes in the Dark, Ascent Aspirations, 69 Flavors of Paranoia, Night to Dawn, Black Lantern, Black Petals, Microhorror, and Thrillers Killers and Chillers among numerous others. Anthologies include Post Mortem Press: Shadow Play, Pill Hill Press: Rotting Tales, and Blood bound Books: Seasons in the Abyss. He is a FlashXer flash fiction workshop member and lives in Southern California. His email address is rvn6667@yahoo.com

RITE OF PASSAGE: By Hal Kempka

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Dragon sat at head of the massive table, picking at his barbequed peasant. His niece and nephew, Amelia, and Rodin sat to his right and left. As they gorged themselves on finger strips and thighs, he shook his head in disgust.

He cast a brief glance at each, and after a long pause said, “Amelia, Rodin, we need to talk.”

Rodin’s cheeks bulged and he spit a chewed fingernail onto his plate. “Sure, Uncle; what’s up?”

“Kids, I can no longer afford to indulge your every whim. You are my sister’s kids and I love you dearly. However, with plummeting real estate values and an unstable stock market, I have lost nearly everything I’ve invested.”

Amelia rolled a knuckle from one cheek to the other, giggling as it rolled between her upper teeth and lip.

“You mean you’re cutting us off, uncle? What about my schooling at the Culinary Institute? How can I learn how to develop creative menus without proper training? You promised me I could go.” 

Rodin belched. “Yeah, and I was planning on going to Mardi Gras this year, and figured you’d pay my way as you always do.”

“Oh, you can dear children,” Dragon said, sipping on a ’92 Transfusion Estates, Pinot Noir. “But, but you kids cannot expect to survive as one of the undead unless you learn how to make your own way in this world.”

“How can we do that?” They both asked. “We have no money and don’t know how to make our way!”

“So, wing it,” Dragon replied, shrugging his shoulders. “Heavens, when I was your age I had already gone out on my own and devoured my first human. Come on kids, spread those beautiful wings of yours, and fly. Experience the ups and downs of ghoul hood.”

Rodin and Amelia glanced at each other. Their lips curled in twisted smiles as though they read the other’s mind.

Rodin nodded, and sat erect in his chair. “Okay Uncle, Amelia and I will make a go of it on our own.”

Dragon smiled at his nephew. “I knew you kids would take this like mature ghouls. I just want you to know that I will, however, always be here for any advice you may need.”

“We do appreciate that, dear uncle.” Amelia said.

She gathered the dirty plates and carrying them toward the kitchen. Stepping behind her uncle however, she pumped her fist and mouthed, “Yes!”

Dragon seemed pleased they were taking it in stride.

“Very well, then. Additionally, I think you should know your mother asked that I provide for you in my will. Therefore, when I no longer exist you will then share in my estate. Of course that is, if there is any left.”

“Oh, Thank you Uncle!” they said in unison.

“Good. Now, I am going to excuse myself to the parlor and have a glass of Sherry by the hearth. She was a particularly good year, you know.”

After cleaning off the table, Rodin tidied up the dining room. Amelia washed the dishes and set them in the cupboard. She removed two Butcher knives from the Ever-Sharp cutlery set. After handing one to Rodin, they crept to the parlor. Rodin sat in his favorite faded and overstuffed, leather chair, enjoying his Sherry and perusing the Wall Street Journal.

Before Dragon could react, Rodin reached from behind the chair. He sliced the knife across his uncle’s neck clean through the vertebrae. After the two impetuous young ghouls cut him into steaks, roasts, and chops, they stored the fresh meat in the freezer.

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A month later, while playing eyeball backgammon by the fireplace, they heard a knock on the door. Rodin opened it, and their most hated cousin stood grinning ear to ear.

“Morbid! What a surprise,” Rodin said. “Look Amelia, Cousin Morbid is here.”

Amelia stepped beside her brother, and gave Morbid the once-over. “Hello fat a–, I mean, Morbid! How good to see you.”

Morbid ground his fists into his chubby hips. “Hel-lo cuz’s, I heard Uncle Dragon disappeared. I thought I would come get my share of whatever the old coot had stocked away.”

Amelia smiled. “Do come in, dear cousin. We have not seen you in ages. With so much catching up to do, I do hope you’ll stay for dinner.”

He scratched his ample belly. “Of course! I never met a meal I didn’t like.”

“No sh–,” Rodin caught himself. “That’s great! Come, let’s sit by the fire, and reminisce awhile.”

Amelia winked at Rodin as he and Morbid sat by the hearth. “While you two talk about old times, I will check on dinner.”

She hurried to the kitchen, licking her lips as she reached for the butcher knives. 

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©2011 Hal Kempka