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STILL GOOD FOR SOMETHING: By John Connors

Monday, March 8th, 2010

LYCANTHROPY CONTESTANT

Kinsel waited patiently to kill.  He crouched behind a cluster of trees, peering into the gloom of the forest.  The trees were dark, the shadows even darker, blacker.  If it weren’t for the pale light of the full moon sifting down through the trees, he wouldn’t be able to see the narrow trail twenty feet in front of him.  He was grateful for the light.
 
The forest was alive with sounds.  Crickets chirped seemingly all around.  Night birds cawed endlessly.  Something shuffled through the leaves and underbrush to his right.  Sweat poured off his face, but he remained steady, in control.  He gripped his handgun and focused forward.  He watched the trail, silent and alert, his muscles tensed.  He knew his prey – a tall, dark haired man named Allan Parker would soon come jogging toward him along the trail.  Then he would pounce.
 
Kinsel had been a contract killer for nearly twenty years now, and it never surprised him to see his schedule practically fully booked all year around.  Lucky for him there never seemed to be a shortage of people with deep enough pockets who wanted others dead and out of the way.  Even the failing economy that had plunged the whole country into a deepening recession had done little to hurt his business.  Murder for hire, it seemed, was a recession proof industry.
 
It’s a good thing too, he thought.  With two kids in college and an ungrateful wife who spends money like water, I need all the money I can get my hands on. 
 
A loud cracking of branches broke his reverie.  The sound was close, directly ahead.  He raised his gun and took aim.  He searched the shadows, his forefinger curling tighter around the curved steel of the trigger.  He held that position, poised, waiting…
 
Nothing happened.  Mr. Parker never appeared.  After another minute or so, Kinsel decided that it must have only been an animal and lowered his gun.  He wiped the sweat from his eyes and looked off to his left.
 
The Parker Mansion was clearly visible in the distance through the dark foliage.  Floodlights illuminated its stone exterior, its steeply pitched roof threatening to pierce the stars.  An upstairs window shone with light, and he focused on that.  Despite the distance and the gently shifting trees, he could clearly see the shapely silhouette of Suzanne Parker standing before the window.           
Probably waiting to hear the gunshots and her husband’s screams, he thought.  Suzanne Parker had hired Kinsel to kill her husband.  During their only conversation, she had told him that Allan enjoyed nighttime runs through the vast woods at the east end of their property.  As soon as he heard that, Kinsel knew where the deed would take place.
 
A second figure appeared at the window.  Silhouetted against the light, the woman’s big breasts and perfect hourglass figure were clearly defined.  She was several inches taller, and her hair was much longer than Mrs. Parker’s shoulder length curls.  The second woman placed a soft hand upon Mrs. Parker’s shoulder.  The two women faced each other.  After a brief hesitation, they fully embraced, and as they kissed, Kinsel felt a sudden stirring in his loins.  Now there’s a motive, he thought.  Wants her hubby gone so she could have unfettered love with her girlfriend.  Nice.      
 
Just as he looked away to refocus upon the trail, a deep menacing growl rumbled through the forest.  The tiny hairs on the back of his neck bristled.  Instinctively, he raised the handgun and prepared to empty the clip.  A soft breeze rustled the trees, carrying with it the pungent, musky odor of wet dog and sweat.  He frowned against the stench and crouched lower.  He scanned the woods, feeling his pulse quicken.  It had to be a bear, he thought.      
 
Then he looked ahead, and his eyes and his gut told him that it wasn’t.  Shock pulled his mouth agape.  Terror froze him in place.  The creature that stood in the middle of the trail was something that he’d read about in horror magazines as a kid, but never thought he’d encounter as an adult. 
 
Covered in thick, dark fur and standing about nine feet tall on its hind legs, the beast loomed like a nightmare.  Its massive head sat atop big, round shoulders.  Its heavily muscled chest puffed out with each throaty breath.  A slim waist flowed into its two huge, powerful rear legs.  The creature stepped closer, and its long black claws scraped and tore at the hard-packed earth.  Kinsel gaped in horror at the creature’s face.  Two sunken, soulless eyes peered out below a heavy brow.  A long snout jutted out from its face.  A hungry, salivating leer split the monster’s mouth wide, and its huge white fangs glinted in the moonlight. 
 
Kinsel’s heart hammered.  Knots of terror churned in his belly.  A thought so outrageous suddenly occurred to him and he hated even considering it.  This is Allan Parker, he thought, and he is a werewolf.  Ridiculous.  Werewolves do not exist.  As if it had heard his inner thoughts and rejected it, the creature reared its head back toward the full moon and let out a long, deep, penetrating howl.         
 
It’s distracted now.  Shoot it! his mind screamed.  Kinsel fought back against the debilitating fear, released a howl of his own, and squeezed the trigger until the gun clicked empty…
 
It did nothing.  It was as if the gun shot blanks instead of heavy, hollow-point loads. 
 
The creature absorbed the rounds and leveled its mean glare in his direction, emitting a deep, throaty growl in anticipation of its feast.
 
Then it pounced.
 
From the open window of the master bedroom, the loud, painful screams of a terrified man pierced the summer night until wet, snarling sounds drowned them out.
 
Mrs. Kinsel stood naked at the window, peering out into the night.  She gazed into her lover’s eyes.  “It worked.”
Mrs. Parker grinned.  “At least Allan is still good for something.”
            
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© 2010 John Connors

 John Connors lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, Jaime.  He has several published credits with his first professional sale forthcoming in W.W. Norton’s Hint Fiction Anthology.  You can visit him online at www.johnlconnors.wordpress.com  

GOOD CLEAN FUN: By Karen Schindler

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

LYCANTHROPY  CONTESTANT

 
Right in the middle of my very meager and very late night dinner the intercom buzzer went off. It’s so loud that even when I’m expecting it the damn thing nearly scares me to death. Well, if I could die from a heart attack, it might scare me to death.

I walked over and pushed the talk button:

“Who is it?”
“Marcus”
“Marcus, what the hell are you doing here at this hour?”
“I have to see you. It’s an emergency.”
“Are you bleeding or is there a bone sticking out of you somewhere? Because that’s an emergency at 2:00am, but as far as I’m concerned nothing much else is.”
“I’ve been thinking about you all day and I just have to see you.”

Ah. A booty call by a twenty five year old in the middle of the night. That’s all I need. I’d have to change, shower, put some makeup on, what a pain. But then my appetites and an idea hit me at the very same time.

Marcus is a succulent Italian dish and it had been a while.

“Ok, I’ll buzz you in, but I have to hop in the shower, so you just come in and have a beer and wait while I get freshened up.”

I buzzed him into the lobby and left my door open a crack. I’d have a minute or so before he got up the stairs. I scurried into the bathroom and turned on the shower.

I hid in the closet where I could look out through the slats to see if he came into the bathroom. About a minute later he came into the room on tippy toes. He stripped, and crept toward the shower. Just as his hand made contact with the curtain I bounded out of the closet and caught him by the neck in my jaws and around his taut middle with my claws.

His eyes widened as he saw me, then all the blood left his face as I dragged him into the shower. It’s so handy when they take their clothes off first, then there’s no need to spit up the zippers and buttons afterwards.

As it turned out having dinner in the shower was very convenient since all of the fluid splatter just went right on down the drain.

Even with the water running I was relieved that my shower curtain is plastic and easily rinsed down, because Marcus turned out to be even juicier than I thought. 

It always seems like any time I have Italian I just get it everywhere .

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©2010 Karen Schindler

Karen Schindler writes even when she’s not writing. A wonderer, a cherisher of life and experiences, she lives with gleeful abandon and pulls others into her wake. Karen’s fiction, poetry and essays have been or are about to be published in Eclectic Flash, Voxpoetica, WeirdYear, Flashes in the Dark,  Blink/Ink, InkNode, the upcoming Pill Hill Press and Lame Goat anthologies and online and in the print anthology of the 52 Stitches 2010 line up. You can see more of her work at Miscellaneous Yammering.