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DEAD MAN’S HAND By: Brian Barnett

Monday, June 15th, 2009

“Have a seat, please.”

Remy Jenkins sat in the cushioned chair facing a large two-way mirror. He fixed his hair and winked at his reflection.

On the other side of the mirror, the family of the grocery store owner who was brutally murdered for less than five dollars watched Remy’s arms get strapped to the chair. They wanted to see justice, the death of a murderer.

The chair was a work of genius. It was said to be the most humane way to put prisoners to death for their crimes. He was the latest to receive his punishment.

The grocery store owner’s family hated that he was going to die so easily. Killing a man with a crowbar should not be taken so lightly, they argued. He should suffer! Yet, the law is the law, and he had his rights. He was to die by the chair.

He was allowed to choose from several environments to die in. He could be an astronaut, president, cowboy or nearly anything else any man or woman wanted to be during childhood. The intent was to sooth the prisoner before he or she died. The prisoner would simply watch a movie of sorts and within seconds, he or she would be painlessly put to death.

Remy chose the cowboy option. He was always fascinated with the old western movies as a child. His favorite was John Wayne. He was always so gruff.

Round leads were glued to Remy’s temples after he was completely secured in the chair. A sleek helmet folded down and over Remy’s head. The machine powered on with a subtle electric hum.

At first he saw nothing but blackness. Then a faint smell of whiskey and chewing tobacco began to permeate. Slowly a picture of a crude wooden table slowly came into view. There were several men sitting aroung the table. Some were wearing Stetsons. Nearly all were weathered and tired looking.

Remy was entranced by the realism of what he was seeing. He felt as if he was actually part of the environment and not just a spectator. The dealer shuffled and looked to Remy, “You in?”

Remy quickly tossed in a coin. His arm had moved involuntarily. Evidently I’m reenacting a scene, he surmised, I must not have any control of what’s going on. The thought of having no control unsettled him. The coin rattled and rolled in a small circle before settling on the table.

The dealer distributed the cards. The first Remy got was an Eight of Spades. Remy’s hand automatically picked it up and held it close.

The second card slid to him. It was an Ace of Clubs. Good card, Remy thought.

The third slid to a stop in front of Remy. He picked it up and it was another Ace. An Ace of Spades. Remy tried to remain stoic. No need to tip off the other gamblers, he thought then again it wouldn’t matter much. He remembered that none of the people could see his cards, so he smiled. The fourth card slid to Remy and he picked it up. It was another eight. An Eight of Clubs.

He analyzed the cards for a moment before realizing their significance. Dead man’s hand. The hand Wild Bill Hickok had when he was murdered. Someone had snuck up behind him and shot him in the back of the head.

Remy tried to jump from his seat, but to no avail. He could not move. A last card slid his way. His hand involuntarily reached for it. But before he could pick it up off the table, a loud blast rang behind his head. The picture faded to black again.

The chair succeeded as always. The bolt slid quickly through the base of Remy’s skull and into his brain, effectively killing him. One of the grocery owner’s family members fainted. Seeing a man struggle against the restraints just before dying was too much for her to endure.


©2009 Brian Barnett

Brian Barnett lives in Frankfort, Kentucky with his wife, Stephanie, and son, Michael. He enjoys to write during his free time. To date, he has been either accepted for publication or published by MicroHorror.com, Static Movement, Flashes in the Dark, The Monsters Next Door, Flashshot, Sonar4 Ezine, Blood Moon Rising, The Daily Tourniquet, and The Short Humour Site.

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT By: Brian Barnett

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Go make sure the door is locked, dear.”

Jim groaned and rolled out of bed. No more than thirty seconds earlier, he had just lain down with a book. He marked his page and tossed the book on the sheets.

“Thank you, dear.” He heard her say sleepily.

He groaned as he felt his way down the dark hallway. He was tired and did not feel like traipsing through the house once he had settled in. He remembered locking the door earlier, but he checked it anyway to give her peace of mind.

Sure enough, the door was locked. He turned to return to the bedroom when he heard a rustling in the kitchen. Another mouse, he groaned silently.

He made his way toward the kitchen when he stubbed his toe. He could not help but to cry out.

“You okay?” A concerned voice chimed from the bedroom.

“Yes!” Jim tried not to sound frustrated with her. After all, he would have never stubbed his toe had he been in bed where he wanted to be. His foot throbbed with each pulsing heartbeat.

The rustling ceased. He assumed that he had scared the mouse away, but he was going to check the pantry anyway. He flicked on the kitchen light and knelt by the pantry doors. The extra pressure on his toe caused it to throb worse.

He looked down and saw an expanding pool of blood. His big toe was missing and blood was jetting from the wound. He felt a wave of nausea pour over him. A trail of bloody footprints led back to where he stubbed his toe.

He felt light-headed and tried to regain his footing. His nausea did not allow him to call for his wife. He just moaned semi-audibly as he limped to get a dish towel to create a make-shift tourniquet.

Sweat beaded on his forehead as he rummaged for a clean dish towel. Finally he found one and shut the drawer. He filled up a glass of water and held it to his forehead. It felt cool. Maybe I can resist the temptation to pass out, he hoped.

Behind him, he heard tiny feet slapping against the floor. No mouse had ever been heavy enough for that much noise on a linoleum floor, he thought.

He turned to see a tiny figure. A strange creature with red-gray skin and bright green eyes treaded closer. It was no bigger than eight inches in height. Its tiny claws on its feet clicked on the floor with every step.

The pantry door swung open. Two more emerged. The three of them growled tiny little growls that sounded like a gang of snarling puppies. Suddenly they charged. Jim screamed as loud as his lungs would allow.

Their claws tore into Jim. They sliced off hunks of flesh with minimal effort. One clamped onto his toes and bit them off one at a time, laughing all-the-while.

His wife ran into the dining room and eventually found the scene in the kitchen. She began to shake, and she shrieked at the creatures, “No! This is all wrong! You got the wrong one!”

She ran to the bedroom and pulled out her spell book. She scanned the pages and found the passages that she read earlier in the evening. Sure enough, she inadvertently hexed her husband and brought good fortune to her boss.

The creatures were finished with their work. All that was left of her husband was a pile of pulp. The creatures’ eyes flashed bright green and they disappeared in a puff of green smoke. Through her tears, she began to flick through the pages to find a decent resurrection spell.


©2009 Brian Barnett

Brian Barnett lives in Frankfort, Kentucky with his wife, Stephanie, and son, Michael. He enjoys to write during his free time. To date, he has been either accepted for publication or published by MicroHorror.com, Static Movement, Flashes in the Dark, The Monsters Next Door, Flashshot, Sonar4 Ezine, Blood Moon Rising, The Daily Tourniquet, and The Short Humour Site.