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PYGG: By Charles Mirho

Monday, January 24th, 2011

“Its watching me,” said little Sam, pointing through the window at the inflatable pig-faced inner tube floating in the pool.
 
“What is?” his mother asked while washing dishes.
 
Sammy said, “Pygg.”
 
She looked out the window toward the pool. “That’s not a pig. It’s a plastic tube. Do you want to play in the pool?”
 
“No! It’ll get me!” The boy shut his  eyes and clamped his arms around his mother’s legs.
 
“Don’t be ridiculous. It’s just a toy. It can’t hurt you. Go to your room.” The boy slumped off down the hall and into his room.
 
“That child,” muttered his mother. It was of course mere projection. She often called little Sammy a “pig” when he made a mess at meals or in his room. Harmless, and necessary to instill discipline. Outside the plastic tube turned slow circles in the pool.
 
Moments later a scream split the silence. Sam’s mom dropped the glass she was cleaning and it shattered on the floor. She ran down the hallway toward the sound.
 
Sam huddled in a corner by the bed in his room.  “Pygg!” He pointed to a blue plastic piggy bank on his dresser.
 
She yanked him to his feet by the arm. “I’ve had about enough of this pig business! The only little piggy in this house is you.” She pulled him out of the room and down the hall. “We’re going to a barbeque and I need to get ready. Not one more word about pigs!”
 
Sam waited in the hall while his mother put on makeup. Twenty minutes later they were driving to the barbeque. Small for his age and still in a carseat, Sam stared out the window as they merged with traffic on the highway. A billboard advertising car insurance appeared on the right. On the billboard a smiling purple pig exhorted drivers to “save 20% on their car insurance RIGHT NOW’.
 
“Pygg!!” Sam screamed, causing his mother to jerk the wheel. A cacophony of squealing brakes and enraged horns ensued before she straightened the car.
 
Furious and frightened she shouted, “Are you trying to get us both killed? You little pig, what is wrong with you lately?”
 
The boy sobbed but otherwise stayed silent for the remainder of the ride.  His mother wondered what to do about him. He had been acting out ever since his father had left. Last spring it was a fear of dogs. Then it was an inexplicable fear of the refrigerator. His counselor believed the phobias stemmed from a deep rooted fear of loss and separation.
 
Sure she was hard on the boy, but he had to learn to be tough. She had enough on her plate without the burden of an insecure whining child. Besides, his irrational fears were contagious. For a split second, as they had passed the billboard, she had felt the eyes of the purple pig follow the car. Nonsense, of course. The boy’s weirdness was rubbing off on her, was all.
 
They arrived at the barbeque. She parked, turned, and said, “I’m going to a party in back of this house. I was going to bring you, but I changed my mind. You are going to stay here in the car and take a nap while I go to the party.”
 
Eyes red from crying, Sam nodded without a word. He seemed relieved.
 
She locked the car and walked around back of the house. A high wooden fence and gate surrounded the back yard. She went through the gate. Dozens of people were gathered in the yard behind the house, around a fire pit. Over the fire a pig turned slowly on a spit.
 
Good thing I left Sam in the car, she thought, eyeing the roasting pig. He would have freaked out for sure. She waded into the crowd. Two martinis and ten minutes later, she was dancing by the fire like a Vegas pro. A couple drinks later she was still dancing. She felt like she was moving underwater.
 
She looked over at the fire pit. The roasting pig on the spit turned its head toward her.
 
She screamed and tripped and spilled her drink on the guy next to her. He called her a name. She looked back at the pig. Blood oozed from its white dead eyes. Its skin peeled off in black flakes. Not moving. Dead. She shivered and tried to stand.
 
Suddenly people were running everywhere. They were piling into the high wooden gate like spectators fleeing a burning movie theater. The gate wouldn’t open so they tried to climb the high fence. It was total panic. They were trying to climb out of the yard but some force kept shocking them off the fence, and they fell back into the yard.
 
She turned back toward the pit.
 
The pig came walking toward her out of the fire, heat-polished fangs protruding from lips peeled back in a sickening black grin, bleeding white eyes aglow with lust and rage and hunger, blue electric bolts arcing from its body toward the fence.
 
Pygg.
 
In the car, a very special boy slept and dreamed his terrible projections as screams split the suburban calm and bodies slammed the fence and gouts of blood sprayed high into the summer sky.

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©2011 Charles Mirho

SPEED KILLS: By Charles Mirho

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

I crouch below the overpass, where Highway 10 intersects the 101 at the heart of downtown Los Angeles. It’s after midnight. There probably isn’t another human being outside within fifty miles. The moon is a beacon overhead, floating over wispy black clouds.

To pass the time, I think about Dallas, my dead mentor. Dallas once told me, when it comes to vampires, “Speed kills.”

They called Dallas ‘Nike’ because he could run so fast. He was fast with a sword, too. When a vampire would attack, Dallas would strike first and take of their head with his blade. Only a few other guys in the world were that fast. Dallas had forty-two kills before he met a sucker even faster than he was.  The same one I’m hunting tonight.

The night is silent as death. The air is clean and crisp. There’s no reek of garbage like when the city was alive. I crouch in the rubble under the bridge and peer at my reflection in the silvery blade. The face peering back looks older than my twenty-seven years.

The one sure way to stop a charging vampire is to sever the head. It has something to do with how their bodies work. Guns don’t work. Even an Uzi .45 ACP won’t always do the job. The suckers attack so fast, you can’t plant enough lead in time to save your throat. I know, I’ve seen it happen.

Like Dallas, I use a sword. I hunt at night. People think I’m crazy. Let them.

My nostrils twitch. The truly ancient vampires each have their own distinct scent. The one that killed Dallas smelled of summer dandelions.

I lift my new blade. It’s much lighter than ones I’ve used before. In fact it might be the lightest blade of its size ever made.

After Dallas died, humans surrendered the night. If the suckers could take out Nike, folks figured there was no one left who could stand up to them. Besides me, the only hunters now are day jockeys, unskilled young turks with gas cans and blow torches. Sure they get a few kills – mostly newly-turned suckers they find sleeping under garbage or in abandoned buildings. But young vamps aren’t the problem. They can’t even make other vampires. It’s the ancient ones who are the breeders, and they burrow deep, hundreds of feet down. You never find the ancient ones in daylight. The day jockeys are just treating the symptom.

They aren’t attacking the root.

There’s broken concrete near my feet. Rusty re-bar protrudes from it. I run the blade across the re-bar, and the steel rod slices off and falls to the ground like a tender spring sapling. This new blade is my own design. It’s made from a composite of titanium and a radioactive isotope of zirconium. The cutting edge is less than three nanometers wide, but incredibly stable.

The dandelion smell is stronger now. He’s not even trying to conceal his approach. Why should he? He’s fought countless swordsmen before, drained them dry. He killed the famous Nike. I’m easy meat, he figures.

Though Nike was my mentor, I didn’t rush for vengeance in a blind fury. I let my hatred and anguish cool. I trained sixteen hours each day. I studied the sucker’s weaknesses. I studied chemistry and metallurgy and forged a sword unlike any other.

I take the syringe from my pocket and slide the needle into the purple vein inside my elbow. The PCP and adrenaline cocktail punches home like a hammer. I’m boiling with speed and power, ready to explode. The air turns sparkling clear. Time slows to a crawl. He appears at the other side of the tunnel; six and a half lean feet of fast-twitch sinew and bones like steel pipe.

I step out into the moonlight. Less than fifty feet separates us.

They have strength and speed, but we humans have ingenuity. We will prevail in the end. I grip the blade lightly and lift it above my shoulder at a slightly downward angle.

Time to take back the night.

I look at him and smile. “Bring it, old man.”

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©2010 Charles Mirho