THE LOVE OF MONEY: By Henry Gribbin
Friday, November 11th, 2011I am a lawyer. I come from a family of lawyers that date back hundreds of years. For all that time my family have taken care of the needs of a select few clientele, namely several families of very wealthy and powerful vampires. These vampire families date back even further in time than my family, and in all these years they have amassed great fortunes. It is my job, as a human attorney, to take care of all legal and financial matters for them. Great secrecy is involved in handling their affairs because very few humans know of the existence of these creatures.
One of the things I do is prepare wills for them. The few people who know what I do and for whom often wonder about this aspect of my job. But it is easy to explain. A vampire can live a very long time, but they can not stay in the same residence for an eternity. When the time comes when they must move on or arouse suspicion, I write a will, sell their properties, and they move on to another location where they will not be recognized. Vampires shun publicity, and the few vampires that could not grasp this fact met an untimely end.
Everything was going well for me. The vampires were happy with my work, and even though I was not married and had no children, I was happy. Then something happened which changed my life, namely I fell in love. I did not fall in love with a vampire, but I fell in love with their money. I could not stop thinking what I could do with all that money, billions and billions of it. To put it simply, I stole it all. I had all the account numbers and access codes so it was no big deal in simply moving all those funds into an account I made for myself. Then I left and went on a spending spree that could never be rivaled again.
A few years went by and I was always one step ahead of the vampires. They were a relentless lot, and there were a few close calls. In Sarasota, Florida I almost got caught checking out of a hotel, and in Portland, Oregon I had to wear a disguise to get out of the airport. They were some close calls, but it made the game more exciting.
Now, if you are reading this story it means that the vampires finally caught up with me. But I have no complaints. It was one hell of a ride.
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©2011 Henry Gribbin