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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY: By Robert C. Eccles

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Lori

I’m somewhat sad this Valentine’s Day; it’s time to send my girl away. Traditional good-byes won’t suffice. I plan to kill and chop her up to pieces smaller than a cup. If needed she’ll be put on ice.   I … Continue reading →

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THE PATCH: By Robert C. Eccles

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Lori

Year after year, the humans traipsed into the patch near the woods with their long, sharp knives and severed pumpkins from the vine. One fall, the pumpkins decided there would be no more killing. “It’s an outrage!” bellowed Atlantic Giant. … Continue reading →

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